My son is toilet training at the moment…and doing quite well. I’d almost say he was trained, but he still needs a diaper at night. The other day we went to the store and he needed to go so we rushed to the restroom. The toilet hadn’t been flushed and here is our little conversation:

Baby Bear: “Oh no. The toilet dirty!”
Me: “Oh no. Someone forgot to flush.”
(Confused look from Baby Bear.)
Baby Bear: “How you forget to flush? That’s the best part!”

Oh, the life of a three year old.